Old films, new titles

An artist has removed one letter from these films to create whole new movies.

Take a look at these brilliant works of art. All of these are by Austin Light (http://www.austindlight.com) who has not only removed a letter to make up an entirely new film, but he’s written a fresh synopsis and given us a snap shot in his drawings. Superb.

The Princess Ride

After years apart two lovers are reunited, only to discover neither loves what the other has become. Produced by Adam Sandler

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T

A boy finds a jewelry clad alien who speaks exclusively in aggressive yet well-meaning catchphrases

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The Fat and the Furious

After a bunch of thugs steal his sweet car, Jerry spirals into a vicious rage eating depression. He gets super ripped for the sequel though.

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Aging Bull

A bovine pugilist comes out of retirement for one last fight. He loses.

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Lord of the Rigs

The story of one man’s unhealthy obsession with his truck.

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Man on Fir

The pacific northwest version of Tarzan.

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Oh Bother, Where Art Thou?

Convicted felon, Winnie, breaks out of jail with the help of his prison mates Tigger and Piglet, and set off on a cross-state journey to find his missing honey pot.

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Mr. and Mrs. Sith

Mr. and Mrs. Sith Two Jedi abandon the order for love. Also to shoot lightning from their hands. Because that’s cool.

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Dive

Ryan Gosling plays a mysteriously appealing scuba diving guide who gets mixed up in some shady business. He has like 12 lines the whole movie. He also stomps a shark to death.

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Scram

A thief with a penchant for masks keeps getting caught in the act.

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Beauty and the Beat

After a witch turns her best friend into a dope boom box, Belle decides to enter France’s Got Talent. She crushes it.

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Ad Max

In an apocalyptic desert wasteland only one man sells water, and he makes it look sexy as hell.

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Star Wars: A New Hoe

A farm boy, who apparently farms sand, fulfills his destiny and becomes the first farmer to do the kessel run in 12 parsecs.

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Fight Cub

When deforestation threatens his home, one feisty bear fights back.

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Pretty in Ink

The “gritty” 2014 remake of the 80s classic. It’s pretty much the same movie, just with more sick tattoos.

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Pup Fiction

Two mob hit dogs go after a poodle who wrote a slanderous op-ed about their boss.

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Harry Otter

A young boy finds out who, and what, he is. Magic ensues.

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Jurassic Par

Two dinosaurs set out to prove they’re more than just killing machines. Thanks to a loophole in the rules they find a spot on the PGA tour and golf their way to the top of the food chain.

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Ron Man

A disgruntled government employee builds a robo suit in his garage to help him stop the government he works for from getting any more work done.

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Finding Emo

An insufferable teenage fish runs away from home. His father contemplates searching for him.

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Men

A retired professor helps a rugged Canadian work through his aggression as he struggles to uncover his past.

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Rave

One red-haired Scottish girl. One dance floor. One unforgettable night.

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Obocop

The story of how a police officer works through his PTSD and adjusts to his new robotic implants with the help of the sexy soothing sound of his oboe

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