My problems with X-Men: Apocalypse

Before we get started ****SPOILERS HEAD****

A few friends went to see X-Men: Apocalypse this week which prompted me to post this. I don’t know if you’ll agree with all (or any) of my views but this is what I interpreted from what I have called, out of the initial trilogy and prequel trilogy, the fifth worst X-Men film.

The word apocalypse conjures up thoughts of wide-spread death, chaos, panic and devastating destruction. It is something to be feared, something to dread. This is pretty much the exact opposite feeling I had whilst watching X-Men: Apocalypse. For something with such a ballsy title, I really thought more would happen and I thought it would feel like a real threat to human life especially when it comes to the primary antagonist.

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An apocalyptic event which feels lacking in its apocalyptic ways means the villain himself suffers. When you have a bad guy whose primary purpose is world destruction, you’d expect a little more. You’d expect a lot more. The way he’s depicted in the trailers would make you think he’d be more threatening and so more powerful. He has his four horsemen and proceeds to give them all an “upgrade” on their existing powers however it’s very minor when you really look at it. For example, in both First Class and Days of Future Past, Fassbender’s Magneto moves a satellite and lifts a stadium with the greatest of ease. So for him to lift bridges,  destroy buildings and decimate landmarks, it shouldn’t be that hard. But Apocalypse tries his hardest to make you believe that he’s given him the powers of a God. No he hasn’t. He really hasn’t done that for Magneto or ANY of the others. Their powers are a tiny upgrades of what they had before, that’s it. Frankly, it was pretty disappointing. Just to quote something from one of the trailers: Beast: It’s all of us against a god and the most powerful beings on earth. No it’s not. It’s all of you mutants against a few other mutants. This is nothing new. This battle is no greater than any others you’ve faced.

Speaking of unthinkable power, what did he do with the nuclear weapons? Was his point to get rid of them? I can see how removing the most powerful weapon on Earth can be symbolic to Apocalypse proving he doesn’t need man made things to be all conquering, but wouldn’t you just launch these at your targets? Would this not be a good way to get rid of all the humans? Cleanse the earth as you say. No? Well, you should have, it would have made things easier for you.

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Magneto’s character has moved on the most. He has a family and a job. He became the thing that he despised, human. However bringing him back in to the mix was all too simple. What do they do? They ruin his job and kill his family. Then very quickly after Apocalypse and his posse appear, Magneto asks a brief question (the hilariously delivered “Who the fuck are you?”)  and he’s a bad guy. It’s an easy in for Magneto and it’s yet another reason he’s got to hate humans. Yet another reason and opportunity for James McAvoy to tell his friend Eric that he’s wrong and there’s good in the humans. Boring.

I hate to say it and I will get a lot of stick for this but, McAvoy wasn’t great. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a good actor, but only when he’s got something to sink his teeth into. With the previous film, he was distraught, almost alone and a complete mess when we meet him. This is something he really excelled at, he was more believable. In this, all he did was try to, once again, convince Magneto that he has good within him (as well as those humans!), he sees hope and not to tar everyone with the same brush. It’s an argument we’ve seen being done before in previous X-Men films, in much better ways, it was even performed better by the actors in question in First Class and Days of Future Past.

Just a quick one on the ending. Why is Mystique training the X-Men at the end? She is on Magneto’s side. We know this from the first trilogy and yes they are linked, this is part of the same universe. They should be together in their fight against the humans, as they were through the original trilogy.

And don’t get me started on this image:

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Strengths:

Quicksilver’s slow-motion sequence was brilliantly done. Arguably better than what we saw in Days of Future Past. There are those who have taken offence that it was light-hearted despite the fact that people are being rescued, there is an explosion and that Havoc comes to his unfortunate end. That’s the wrong view entirely! It’s supposed to be fun. That’s the type of character he is a lot of the time and frankly we need something this good in the film.

The Phoenix. All I will say is that this iconic character is done considerably better than in X-Men: The Last Stand.

Michael Fassbender’s performance is something that you can always count on. Always. He conveys anger, pain and fear all in his eyes. When he speaks during the scene where he declares himself Magneto at his former workplace, he shows us an intensity that no one can match. Truly one of the greatest actors ever, it’s worth watching just for him.

Overall I’d say that this is a three star film at best, I think the critics have been fair with what they’ve pointed out. I went with a few friends who loved it and fair enough Bryan Singer is a talented director, there’s no questioning that, however maybe this time his ambitions got the better of him.

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Coming soon to Secret Cinema: 28 Days Later

For the first time ever, Secret Cinema is stepping into the world of horror with their project of Danny Boyle’s 2002 epic, 28 Day Later. The post-apocalyptic movie, which has been often attributed with the reinvigoration of the zombie horror movie sub-genre, will be shown at a secret in London as well as one other city.

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The film shows us what life in London would be like if the zombie apocalypse took place and it’s a pretty quiet place! We meet Jim, who is a survivor of the events that have changed London forever. Waking up by himself in a hospital, he finds a group of other survivors and they have to battle against several elements in order to stay alive.

Andrew Macdonald, producer of 28 days later said: “Secret Cinema never fails to amaze with their experiences, and its exciting to see them tackle their first ever horror. London prepare.”

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The move into the horror genre is a brand new step for Secret Cinema and could open up doors to other horror films, genres and franchises in the coming years. I’m a huge fan of this film and for it to get the Secret Cinema treatment, it’s going to be spectacular. If you have ever been to any of their previous events including the most recent Back to the Future and Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, you’ll know the amount of effort they put into bringing these iconic movies to life.

Fabien Riggall, Founder and Creative Director of Secret Cinema said:

“Secret Cinema is excited to step into the world of horror with Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later, a true British horror classic – we look forward to creating a suitably frightening and exhilarating experience. Secret Cinema’s expansion over the last nine years has been remarkable, we’ve now created experiences in New York and Berlin, as well as the many in London. But this will be a turning point for us as we embark upon our very first UK nationwide production.”

Secret Cinema will return from 14th April 2016 to 29th May 2016 and tickets are on sale now and you can purchase them via the Secret Cinema website: www.secretcinema.org/tickets.

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Superbowl 50: TV spots and trailers

It’s that time of year again, where two teams have battled it out in America to become…something. I have no idea what the Superbowl is, why it’s watched by so many fans and how huge this bowl must be, I’m guessing you could have a pretty large amount of cereal for your morning breakfast with it. What I do know is that companies and studios spend millions of dollars on short adverts due to the volume of people watching around the globe. It’s reported that a 30 second advert or TV spot can cost around $4,000,000 to show during the breaks. It’s a massive money maker when this time of the year rolls around.

What I most look forward to are the TV spots and the trailers shown, normally with something new mixed with what we’ve already seen in a 2 minute trailer. Most of what has been released now is pretty standard stuff, a few new shots and scenes here and there. But the two big ones are the Jungle Book and Bourne. For The Jungle Book it’s the second trailer, but this time with talking animals and one thing I particularly love is that the child actor playing Mowgli’s real first name is Neel!

With the new Bourne movie, simply titled Jason Bourne, we haven’t seen any footage before and it’s come as a real shock to me! It’s gritty, brutal and it tells you nothing, just the it looks like Bourne is far from living a normal life. I’m very excited for Matt Damon’s return to the franchise which is truly one of the best and overlooked trilogies out there.

Have a look at the rest, all of which I’ve put below. Enjoy!

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